Yeah, he's a bard, but he's also gonna stab your nuts. Then he's gonna write a jingle about taking your nuts and play it to maidens with whom he will then have illicit sexual relations because they are all impressed at what he did to your nuts. So you are a nutless wretch, and he's getting laid singing about it. Ain't life a bitch.
28-32mm scale. 1" base.
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