During a session my party was trying to get information from a woman at an inn about an upcoming calamity. I mentioned to one of them that this woman was known for her intractability. That she would be unlikely to help them unless they did a mission for her. An elvish player said, "Well, I'll just seduce her and get the info for free." And I said, just giving him a hard time, "How you gonna seduce a human woman with an elvish pencil dick?" And he said, "Bitch, I'm hung low... like a dragon."™

Warm your soul with a nice cuppa out of this perfectly sized black ceramic mug. Customize with cool designs, photos, or logos to make that “aaahhh!” moment even better. It’s microwave and dishwasher safe and made of black, durable ceramic in 11-ounce sizes. The high-quality sublimation printing makes this black ceramic mug the perfect gift for your true coffee, tea, or hot chocolate lover.

.: Black ceramic
.: 11 oz (0.33 l)
.: C-handle
.: Note: black design elements on black mug may differ in tones. Use transparent background.