During a session my party was trying to get information from a woman at an inn about an upcoming calamity. I mentioned to one of them that this woman was known for her intractability. That she would be unlikely to help them unless they did a mission for her. An elvish player said, "Well, I'll just seduce her and get the info for free." And I said, just giving him a hard time, "How you gonna seduce a human woman with an elvish pencil dick?" And he said, "Bitch, I'm hung low... like a dragon."™
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